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aislynnYou asked for a picspam featuring Lost, Buffy/Angel, Pushing Daisies and Supernatural... And that's what you've got! Hope you enjoy! :D
Narrator: "Once upon a time, on the Island of Lost, known affectionately as Craphole Island..."
Shannon: "That's copyright Shannon Rutherford, thank you very much."
Hurley: *writes it down*
Narrator: (cont') "...there lived a happy, fun-loving, carefree piemaker known as Ben Linus."
Ben the happy, fun-loving, carefree piemaker: "Gosh, I love making pies! In fact, there's nothing better in the whole wide world I love more than making people happy with my delicious pies and--"
Dean: "Did he say pie?"
Dean: "Hey, could I have some pie?"
Dean: *loves pie*
Ben: "Did you just interrupt me? I hate being interrupted!"
Ben: "No pie for you!" *pieblocks*
Dean: *wibbles*
And because Ben the piemaker made Dean *wibble,* that earned him bad karma. And bad karma arrived in the form of...
...Sawyer, frolicking nekkid in the ocean waves!
Ben: "Uh, Ms. Narrator? I don't think that was in the script..."
Narrator: "Shut it, Ben. I'm the one telling the story. Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying..."
Bad karma arrived in the form of...
Ben: "Geez Louise, what IS that up there on the hill? No, it CAN'T be--!"
But it was! Competition had moved in on Ben's lucrative piemaking monopoly in the form of:
Ned: "Hi! I'm Ned the piemaker and I'm so happy to be opening our newest branch of The Pie Hole here on Craphole Island!"
Juliet: "Hey, he's cute! I think I'll go buy some pie from him."
Locke: "Check it out, Ben. Your girl is gonna go get her pie from another man."
Ben: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
And so Ben hatched a nefarious plan to keep his girl Juliet and everybody else on the Island (but mostly his girl Juliet ;) ) from getting their pie from the charming newcomer! So he called in some reinforcements.
Wesley, a charming rogue pie hunter.
Spike, a sexay, formerly evil piemaker who now hunts rogue pies for the LOLZ.
And Giles, a dashing pie hunter who also trains other pie hunters.
Giles: "Is this making sense to anybody?"
Desmond: "It makes about as much sense as why I'm running by naked, dirty and kinda beat up right now."
Spike: "Ummmm, look, I signed up for rogue pie hunting, not for, you know, cavorting around with--"
Wesley: "You stole my jacket, didn't you?"
Spike: *changes jacket and gets a haircut* "I so did not!"
Wes: "Did frickin' too!"
Spike: "Come over here and say that again, pretty boy!"
Giles: "Now, stop that, both of you! Anybody can plainly see that it was MY jacket first!"
Ben: "HEY! You people are supposed to be helping me, not arguing over jackets!"
Duly chastised, the trio of dashing rogue pie hunters listened as Ben formulated a plan to run off Ned the charming newcomer piemaker by spreading the vicious rumor that all of Ned's pie crusts are actually *gasp!* store-bought!
Ben: *snickers at the sheer viciousness of that*
However, little did Ben know that his plan had been overheard!
Emerson: "Why, that little creep! I oughta--!"
Ned: "Don't you think maybe shooting him is a little extreme?"
Chuck: "It's only a water pistol."
Ned: "Well, that WOULD be kinda funny, then, wouldn't it? But no. I have a better idea."
And so, before Ben's evil rumor could begin spreading, Ned quickly made the announcement to all of the citizens of Craphole Island and its various subsidiaries: there would be a piemaking contest, with all of the people of the Island judging just WHO made the better pies!
Ben: "Hah, my cunning adversary has miscalculated, for I bake the best pies in all of Craphole Island and its various subsidiaries!"
The competition began immediately, with furious piemaking going on in both camps!
Ben and Ned: *furiously piemaking*
However, Ben, though quite confident in his mad piemaking skillz, decided playing dirty was a prudent decision at this point. So he sent one of his rogue pie hunters in to do his worst!
Spike: *intimidates the ovens at The Pie Hole so that they go out*
Ned: "Well, that was just rude...and weird."
But an unexpected ally appeared to relight the ovens!
Dean: "Light, you ovens!"
Dean: "LIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
And just to make double-dog SURE that the ovens were lit, he also lit up the room with his sexayness...
Dean: "Hey, better safe than sorry, right?"
And so the pies were both baked on both sides and the moment of truth came at last.
Everyone came running to sample the pies!
Narrator: "Pssss! Kate, that's sample the PIES!"
Sawyer: *was sampled like pie* *liked it* :D
The decision was quickly made! Though Ben's pies were, indeed, delicious, they were also tinged with evil, which had a noticeable bitter taste that no one really liked.
Locke: *falls over* "Blargh! Evil pie!"
Michael: "YUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
Dean: "Ewwww, the bitter taste of evilness!"
John: "Evil pie sucks. Trufax."
Even Ben's hired rogue pie hunters had to agree.
Spike: *considers* "That evil pie tastes like an old shoe."
Wes: "I totally agree. Uh, though not that I've ever tasted an old shoe, mind you... Anyway, I have to give it to Ned. He makes a great non-evil pie." *raises glass* "Cheers, Ned."
Giles: "That's some brilliant pie right there, my boy. Just brilliant! Ned's pie is the winner!"
Ned: "Yay!"
Ben: *speechless*
And so good triumphed over evil, several hot guys got semi-nekkid, and delicious pies were eaten by all! The end! ♥!
~♥♥♥~
*giggles* Merry Christmas, hon! Hope you have a fabulous holiday and a brilliant New Year! *huge hugs!* ♥♥♥!!!
Narrator: "Once upon a time, on the Island of Lost, known affectionately as Craphole Island..."
Shannon: "That's copyright Shannon Rutherford, thank you very much."
Hurley: *writes it down*
Narrator: (cont') "...there lived a happy, fun-loving, carefree piemaker known as Ben Linus."
Ben the happy, fun-loving, carefree piemaker: "Gosh, I love making pies! In fact, there's nothing better in the whole wide world I love more than making people happy with my delicious pies and--"
Dean: "Did he say pie?"
Dean: "Hey, could I have some pie?"
Dean: *loves pie*
Ben: "Did you just interrupt me? I hate being interrupted!"
Ben: "No pie for you!" *pieblocks*
Dean: *wibbles*
And because Ben the piemaker made Dean *wibble,* that earned him bad karma. And bad karma arrived in the form of...
...Sawyer, frolicking nekkid in the ocean waves!
Ben: "Uh, Ms. Narrator? I don't think that was in the script..."
Narrator: "Shut it, Ben. I'm the one telling the story. Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying..."
Bad karma arrived in the form of...
Ben: "Geez Louise, what IS that up there on the hill? No, it CAN'T be--!"
But it was! Competition had moved in on Ben's lucrative piemaking monopoly in the form of:
Ned: "Hi! I'm Ned the piemaker and I'm so happy to be opening our newest branch of The Pie Hole here on Craphole Island!"
Juliet: "Hey, he's cute! I think I'll go buy some pie from him."
Locke: "Check it out, Ben. Your girl is gonna go get her pie from another man."
Ben: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
And so Ben hatched a nefarious plan to keep his girl Juliet and everybody else on the Island (but mostly his girl Juliet ;) ) from getting their pie from the charming newcomer! So he called in some reinforcements.
Wesley, a charming rogue pie hunter.
Spike, a sexay, formerly evil piemaker who now hunts rogue pies for the LOLZ.
And Giles, a dashing pie hunter who also trains other pie hunters.
Giles: "Is this making sense to anybody?"
Desmond: "It makes about as much sense as why I'm running by naked, dirty and kinda beat up right now."
Spike: "Ummmm, look, I signed up for rogue pie hunting, not for, you know, cavorting around with--"
Wesley: "You stole my jacket, didn't you?"
Spike: *changes jacket and gets a haircut* "I so did not!"
Wes: "Did frickin' too!"
Spike: "Come over here and say that again, pretty boy!"
Giles: "Now, stop that, both of you! Anybody can plainly see that it was MY jacket first!"
Ben: "HEY! You people are supposed to be helping me, not arguing over jackets!"
Duly chastised, the trio of dashing rogue pie hunters listened as Ben formulated a plan to run off Ned the charming newcomer piemaker by spreading the vicious rumor that all of Ned's pie crusts are actually *gasp!* store-bought!
Ben: *snickers at the sheer viciousness of that*
However, little did Ben know that his plan had been overheard!
Emerson: "Why, that little creep! I oughta--!"
Ned: "Don't you think maybe shooting him is a little extreme?"
Chuck: "It's only a water pistol."
Ned: "Well, that WOULD be kinda funny, then, wouldn't it? But no. I have a better idea."
And so, before Ben's evil rumor could begin spreading, Ned quickly made the announcement to all of the citizens of Craphole Island and its various subsidiaries: there would be a piemaking contest, with all of the people of the Island judging just WHO made the better pies!
Ben: "Hah, my cunning adversary has miscalculated, for I bake the best pies in all of Craphole Island and its various subsidiaries!"
The competition began immediately, with furious piemaking going on in both camps!
Ben and Ned: *furiously piemaking*
However, Ben, though quite confident in his mad piemaking skillz, decided playing dirty was a prudent decision at this point. So he sent one of his rogue pie hunters in to do his worst!
Spike: *intimidates the ovens at The Pie Hole so that they go out*
Ned: "Well, that was just rude...and weird."
But an unexpected ally appeared to relight the ovens!
Dean: "Light, you ovens!"
Dean: "LIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
And just to make double-dog SURE that the ovens were lit, he also lit up the room with his sexayness...
Dean: "Hey, better safe than sorry, right?"
And so the pies were both baked on both sides and the moment of truth came at last.
Everyone came running to sample the pies!
Narrator: "Pssss! Kate, that's sample the PIES!"
Sawyer: *was sampled like pie* *liked it* :D
The decision was quickly made! Though Ben's pies were, indeed, delicious, they were also tinged with evil, which had a noticeable bitter taste that no one really liked.
Locke: *falls over* "Blargh! Evil pie!"
Michael: "YUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
Dean: "Ewwww, the bitter taste of evilness!"
John: "Evil pie sucks. Trufax."
Even Ben's hired rogue pie hunters had to agree.
Spike: *considers* "That evil pie tastes like an old shoe."
Wes: "I totally agree. Uh, though not that I've ever tasted an old shoe, mind you... Anyway, I have to give it to Ned. He makes a great non-evil pie." *raises glass* "Cheers, Ned."
Giles: "That's some brilliant pie right there, my boy. Just brilliant! Ned's pie is the winner!"
Ned: "Yay!"
Ben: *speechless*
And so good triumphed over evil, several hot guys got semi-nekkid, and delicious pies were eaten by all! The end! ♥!
~♥♥♥~
*giggles* Merry Christmas, hon! Hope you have a fabulous holiday and a brilliant New Year! *huge hugs!* ♥♥♥!!!
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Date: 2008-12-22 11:10 pm (UTC)*gives you Ze Trophy O WINNNNNN*
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Date: 2008-12-23 12:57 am (UTC)Thanks so much, so glad it gave you some LOLZ! :D *tackleglomps you* ♥♥♥!!!
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Date: 2008-12-23 12:07 am (UTC)I love this one so much that it's probably obscene lovin'!
*hands Ais the Crown of Random Pic Spam*
Seriously, you could do this for a living. I'd PAY to see these!
So many of my fave boys! And evil! And half-nekkid!
And... *head explodes*
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Date: 2008-12-23 01:01 am (UTC)Heeeeeee, thank you SO much for saying all of that! I'm so glad it gave you some laughs! (And some fav boys half-nekkid and evil! ;) ) *squishy-smishes you* ♥♥♥!!!
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Date: 2008-12-23 08:23 am (UTC)I was over updating my resources in my profile with the site I found for the Spike, Wes and Giles pics: ChosenTwo (http://www.chosentwo.com/gallery/index.php), which also covers Firefly as well. I snagged loads and loads of pics, many more than I used here. (The better to picspam with down the line, mwahahahaha... ;) ) Anyway, they have a ton of gorgeous pics to peruse! :D
Thanks so much again! :D ♥!
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Date: 2008-12-23 05:11 pm (UTC)OMG, I LOVED THIS TO BITS, HON. AND I CAN'T STOP WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MUCH THIS ROCKED MY WORLD.
FAVORITE PARTS OF THE BEST PICSPAM EVER:
- No pie for you! BWA! "SEINFELD" QUOTAGE!
- DEAN AND HIS PIE. SERIOUSLY, THAT BOY NEEDS TO VISIT NED THE PIEMAKER, FOR REALZ!
- KARMA BRINGING SEXY!SAWYER TO THE YARD. ME LIKEY!
- KARMA SENDING NED AND HIS BUDDIES TO CRAPHOLE ISLAND FOR A PIE CONTEST.
- SPIKE, WES, AND GILES AS THE ROGUE PIE HUNTERS. ♥♥♥
- THE JACKET CONVERSATION. LOLZ X 100000.
- DEAN REHEATING THE OVEN WITH FIRE AND SEXINESS. Dean: "Light, you ovens!" THE CAPS FOR THAT WERE JUST TOOOOOO GOOD. OMG, I WANTED TO DIE! ♥♥♥
- KATE SAMPLING SAWYER!PIE.
- AND, OF COURSE, NED WINNING, BECAUSE NED HAS GOT THE PIEMAKIN' SKILLZ AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
I LOVED THIS, AISLYNN. AND I LOVE YOU FOR YOUR BRILLIANCE AND PATIENCE!
*854,645,610 thumbs up*
Also, you win at life, m'kay. :D
*super(massive black hole)*hugs! ♥
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too! :D
ETA: Forgot to mention that I think you did a superb job at handling this picspam even though you don't know Pushing Daisies that well (though, I sincerely hope you will!) Also, the pic right after the Emerson/Chuck/Ned one (where Lee Pace is smiling) is one I've never even seen before so you definitely knew how to hunt them down! :D AND, you talk like Ned! "Well, that was just rude...and weird." HAHA, that's NED! :D
Anyway, my babbling shall stop now! :D
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Date: 2008-12-25 01:30 am (UTC)And when I found pics of the Buffy/Angel fellows all wearing brown jackets, I knew I had to fit that in there, lol! ;) I found some nice sites for both Buffy/Angel(/Firefly) (http://www.chosentwo.com/gallery/index.php) and Pushing Daisies (http://pushing-daisies.com/gallery/) where I got most of these pics (and a ton more *stockpiles for further eventual picspamage use* ;) ). I was so tickled to luck out like that! ;) They have some VERY high quality images! :D
Ooo, thank you SO much for saying that about my handling of PD and Ned's voice (I could just hear him saying that line about "Well, that was just rude...and weird," for some reason, so I was really hoping it rang true! :D ).
Anyway, have a Merry Christmas, hon! *supa!squishy!hugs!* ♥♥♥!!!
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Date: 2008-12-29 06:50 pm (UTC)That was awesometastic Ais! LOLZ!!! :D
YAY for Ned and his delicious pies and for Aislynn Queen of teh world's bestest picspams! ;)
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Date: 2008-12-29 10:03 pm (UTC)Thanks bunches! *huge hugs* ♥!
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Date: 2009-01-05 02:53 pm (UTC)Awesome post :)
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