The Aislynn Glossary of Terms, abridged
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aislynnI thought I'd jot down a few words and phrases that I've actually said by accident, then have started saying on purpose because, well, I'm weird and they just tickled me. ;)
1. Fantabulous - What you say when you can't decide if something is fantastic or fabulous. Example: "Sawyer is looking especially fantabulous today, isn't he?"
2. Shrinkly - When something is both shrunken and wrinkled. Example: "I was going to eat that grape until I noticed it was all shrinkly, so I threw it away."
3. Death Varder - When your mother is trying to describe her favorite villain in Star Wars but accidentally mangles his name. Example: "Wasn't that cool when Death Varder busted a cap on the Emperor's butt at the end of Return of the Jedi???"
4. Undoor do - A creative way of asking somebody to unlock the door (or more regionally, to undo the door). Best said in an authoritative tone. Example: "UNDOOR DO before I drop these packages on the porch!!!!"
5. The Lord of the Wings - How to condense the statement, "That website has a Lord of the Rings wing to it." Example: "Uruviel's The Argonath is the part of her website for Lord of the Wings!" Also known as "the long movie trilogy you watch while eating chicken."
6. Crane Plash - Not actually a construction accident involving a crane but rather, what you say when trying to describe the exciting plane crash moment in the disaster movie you're watching. Example: "The crane just plashed!"
That's not a comprehensive list, by far, but I thought it was a lovely start. ;) Feel free to adapt those into your daily speech! (But don't blame me if people look at you a little funny...) *shifty eyed*
*snort* (Oy, I need help... :D :D :D ) ♥!
1. Fantabulous - What you say when you can't decide if something is fantastic or fabulous. Example: "Sawyer is looking especially fantabulous today, isn't he?"
2. Shrinkly - When something is both shrunken and wrinkled. Example: "I was going to eat that grape until I noticed it was all shrinkly, so I threw it away."
3. Death Varder - When your mother is trying to describe her favorite villain in Star Wars but accidentally mangles his name. Example: "Wasn't that cool when Death Varder busted a cap on the Emperor's butt at the end of Return of the Jedi???"
4. Undoor do - A creative way of asking somebody to unlock the door (or more regionally, to undo the door). Best said in an authoritative tone. Example: "UNDOOR DO before I drop these packages on the porch!!!!"
5. The Lord of the Wings - How to condense the statement, "That website has a Lord of the Rings wing to it." Example: "Uruviel's The Argonath is the part of her website for Lord of the Wings!" Also known as "the long movie trilogy you watch while eating chicken."
6. Crane Plash - Not actually a construction accident involving a crane but rather, what you say when trying to describe the exciting plane crash moment in the disaster movie you're watching. Example: "The crane just plashed!"
That's not a comprehensive list, by far, but I thought it was a lovely start. ;) Feel free to adapt those into your daily speech! (But don't blame me if people look at you a little funny...) *shifty eyed*
*snort* (Oy, I need help... :D :D :D ) ♥!
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