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aislynn ([personal profile] aislynn) wrote2009-06-07 12:30 pm

Fic: "Four Times Donna Gave It To The Doctor (And The One Time He Gave It To Her)" (1/1)

Title: "Four Times Donna Gave It To The Doctor (And The One Time He Gave It To Her)" (1/1)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ageless_aislynn
Fandom/characters: Doctor Who, Ten/Donna
Summary: The loverly [livejournal.com profile] lilianvaldemyer gave me the prompt Ten/Donna "she gives it to him immediately" and I chose to answer it in five different drabble-ish ways. ;)
Rating: R (light, for a non-graphic sexual situation and innuendo)
Length: 1,350
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine or you can bet there would've been happy endings for everybody!
A/N: Unbeta'ed, so all mistakes are mine. ;)



1.

"A food fight festival!" the Doctor exclaimed as some sort of globby pudding flew by him. "Isn't this fun?"

Donna, now with said globby pudding splattered across her chest, gave the back of his head an incredulous look. Part of a parfait was dribbling down the side of her face and she suspected there was frosting adorning her ponytail.

"Fun isn't exactly the word I'd—" she began as a huge dollap of meringue seemed to curve around his pristine brown pinstripes to strike the front of her pale pink blouse with a vaguely obscene noise. "Oi, why is it only hitting me?"

"Don't be ridiculous," he tutted. "Look, I have a drop of lemon custard on my sleeve! No, wait, that's just a speck of lint. Well, I almost had a drop of lemon custard on my sleeve, at any rate."

She exhaled heavily, reminding herself that murder really was morally reprehensible. Then she spotted something on the table next to her. "Doctor, would you care for some banana crème pie?" she asked in a thoroughly innocent tone.

"Oh, absolutely," he said brightly. "I'd love a bit of banana cr—"

As he turned, she gave it to him. Immediately.



2.

Donna sat back, wiping her mouth on her hand, and looked speculatively up at the Doctor who was breathing hard, sprawled across the console chair. The alarmingly maroon color suffusing his face was gradually returning to normal.

If any other bloke had come rushing into a room and asked her for what he'd asked her for, she would've laughed in his face or decked him. Or both. But one look at him on the verge of a Time Lord brain spasm or some other dire alien thing and she'd just shoved him onto the chair and immediately given it to him.

"So," she finally said. "A 'medically necessary blowjob,' seriously?"

"Well, you see," he said, tucking himself back into his trousers and zipping up, "I had no idea those Esstarian spores we encountered would have such a potent effect on my physiology or I would've—"

"That was this morning," she scoffed. "Is that why you've been locked away all this time? Should I even ask what you've been doing? Or should I just get you a glass of water for the dehydration?"

"Donna! I was working on an antidote," he said, sounding slightly offended. "I wasn't off having... bouncy fun alone time, thank you very much! I thought I'd figured out the correct dosage but it turns out that it required a bit more of a—" he cleared his throat "—helping-hands approach. I'm so sorry, so very, very sorry. I never expected it to—"

She dismissively waved him off before he could Go There and turn this into something awkward between them. "Eh, you'd do the same for me. Look at how you held my hair back while I was spewing up that rainbow-colored junk last week. You're right, you know, sometimes a hamburger is not just a hamburger. Anyway, you can make it up to me."

His expression was halfway between worried and intrigued. "How?" he asked.

"Shopping."

"Shopping?" he repeated, arching a brow. "For what?"

"Kneepads," she said with a wink. "This grating is killing my knees! Now, help me up, you prawn, and let's go find some sporeless, hamburgerless planet to explore, hm?"



3.

She was halfway into a well-stocked rack in the TARDIS' extensive wardrobe, hoping to find a dressy pair of trousers to match the cute eyelet blouse she'd just discovered, when the Doctor's voice drew her out.

"Donna, look at what I found!"

He was standing in front of the full-length mirror, his usual pinstripes shed in favor of an outfit that seemed to have been cobbled together from no less than half a dozen other sets of clothes. Stripes, plaids and polka dots warred and clashed in a kaleidoscope of colors that made her feel slightly dizzy the longer she looked at it.

He twisted this way and that, admiring his reflection, and Donna grabbed hold of the clothing rack to keep from falling over from a wave of vertigo. She noted with surprise that there actually was a pair of trousers in the universe that could make his skinny bum look perilously close to big.

"I haven't seen this in years!" he said enthusiastically.

She made a noncommittal noise, thinking that the TARDIS might have given it a little "help" in getting lost.

"It really does have panache, doesn't it?" he went on, preening. "Come on now, let's have it. What do you think? Honest opinion."

Well, since he asked... She gave him her opinion in immediate and very thorough detail. She even managed to keep the crowing laughter and pithy comments to what she thought was a very respectable minimum.

He pouted for the rest of the day.



4.

"They're doing what to you?" Donna asked through the sizzle of the invisible force field.

The Doctor started to gesture then visibly thought better of it and kept his hands where they were, cupped over his groin. He was completely stark naked.

"They're auctioning me off," he repeated. "Did you know they've already had more than three hundred bids? They're saying that they think I might get the highest bid for any unclaimed male ever!"

She snorted. Trust him to sound pleased about it! "For cryin' out loud," she muttered. "Stay here and I'll get this sorted out."

"Where am I going to go?" he pointed out, then called after her as she crossed the open market, "See how high the bidding has gone while you're there!"

She spotted a tall, silvery-skinned alien woman wearing the biggest, shiniest hat out of all the others, adorned with bright, neon-colored feathers and floating, sparkly spangles. All of the action seemed to be revolving around her, so that was where Donna headed.

I swear, she thought as she shoved and bustled her way through the lively crowd. He really does need a keeper, sometimes!

So she would just have to give him one, immediately, if not sooner, judging from the argumentative sounds of the bidding.

"Listen here, you hens!" Donna bellowed loudly enough that the entire raucous bunch went silent in surprise. "He's not an 'unclaimed male,' so you can just give him back his clothes and keep your filthy thoughts to yourself. He's bloody well mine and anybody who wants him is going to have to go through me to get him!"

It took approximately one minute's worth of a tirade for them to be convinced that an angry Donna Noble could negate any price, no matter how extravagant, he might've fetched at auction. Two and a half minutes after that, he was hastily pulling on his blue pinstriped clothes, Converse, and coat -- after checking to make sure his glasses and sonic screwdriver were still safely in his pockets. Nine minutes later, they were dematerializing in the TARDIS.

His cheek-splitting grin, however, lasted for considerably longer.



5.

"Wow," Donna said breathlessly, buttoning the top button of her blouse.

The Doctor grinned, straightening his own askew clothing. "Yeahhhh," he drawled in a thoroughly self-satisfied tone. "Promised to give you a good time, didn't I?"

"That was bloody incredible," she agreed, raking her fingers through her disheveled hair. "Can we do it again?"

"I don't see why not," he said, stretching mightily. "Unless you need some time to recover?"

She snorted derisively. "Give it to me again right now, spaceman. I'm ready whenever you are!" Then she smacked his arm as the roller coaster car began to track up to the top of the steep hill once more. "Why didn't you tell me that the TARDIS has such an amazing amusement park hidden away in here? This is the best coaster I've ever been on in my life!"

"But, Donna," he said in dismay, his smug demeanor faltering as they reached the peak. He had to shout to be heard over her exuberant whoops of joy as they blasted down the steep plunge, racing towards the first loop. "Whaaaaat diddd yoooooooou thiiink abouttt ttthe sexxxxxxx?!?"

[identity profile] time-converges.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha - brilliant, as ever. So funny! I love Donna claiming him as "hers", especially. And of course the roller coaster - Poor Doctor, never quite sure where he stands with her. ;)

Love it!


[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, I kinda enjoyed Donna claiming him as well, lol! ;) Thanks so much for the kind words, hon! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] dana-cz.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, just reading the title made my brain go down the very explicit path. ;) Loving these, I'm LOL'ing at the last one! XD

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* My brain tends to go right down those same paths, lol! :D Thanks so much, I'm so glad they gave you a laugh! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] shining-moment.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, #5 made me hoot!!!

Loved 'em all, of course. You are a genius :D

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
*squee* Aw, thanks for saying all that, hon! I'm so glad it gave you a laugh! I was hoping #5 would have an unexpected little twist at the end that would leave you on a laugh! :D (Poor Doctor, not sure if she appreciated his mad roller coaster sexxins skillz or not... ;) ) :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] the-willows.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
EPIC WIN!!! \o/

All of it. I love you and Lil for concocting this, it has filled me with unending joy! <333333

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that icon's always so appropriate for so many instances, isn't it? :D

Anyway, thanks so much! I loved this prompt right from the moment that she gave it to me but I had waaaay too many ideas on how to answer it and that delayed me. Then I finally decided to do them all, lol! ;) I'm so tickled that you enjoyed it! Thanks again! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] amberfocus.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfles*

Not sure if the roller coaster sex or the medically necessary blow job was my favorite, but I loved it all.

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yay for being *sporfles*-worthy! *grins* :D I'm so glad that you enjoyed them! :D (Am I bad that I could completely hear Ten giving this hasty, quasi-scientific explanation of a "medically necessary" *ahem* you know? :P Probably while kinda hopping on one foot and then the other? *giggles* ;) )

Thanks so much! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] dazzlebug.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Auntie this was BRILLIANT!!! I adored the twist at the end there :D

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, thanks so much, hon! *squishes you* I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I was hoping that the twist would have a little extra twist there, lol! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] kwiknkleen.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
haha Loved 4 and 5 the best.

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-09 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thanks so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed! :D ;) ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] welshred.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
This made me piss myself laughing, seriously. Brilliant. I love her just giving him a blow job without question. Hilarious.

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-09 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Thanks so much! I'm so glad that it gave you a good laugh! :D That section was the first one I came up with (I knew I had to get some naughty in here somewhere *blush*) and I was hoping it would work! :D Thanks again! :D ♥!

[identity profile] bitemealienboii.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
ha! that was so good!
innuendos are a god send ;)

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-09 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you! And I agree, you just can't beat innuendos, lol! ;) :D ♥!
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[identity profile] hibernate.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
This wasn't half as dirty as what my brain thought up between reading the title and clicking the cut, but every bit as awesome as I thought it would be. THREE WORDS: MEDICALLY NECESSARY BLOWJOB. :DDD

#3 made me laugh like an idiot, because I'm such a sucker for Six. :D Everyone of them is made of complete and utter WIN. ♥

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-09 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, I was afraid it would be a little disappointingly tame with a title like that. ;) But then I thought about those same three words you mentioned and figured that they surely brought enough naughtiness just on their own, lol! ;)

And yay, I was hoping you'd like the shout-out to Six. :D You just know that Ten would harbor a secret love for that outfit... :D And Donna would be glad to tell him what she thought about it, too! ;) Donna/Six would be some epic snarkiness, wouldn't it?

Anyway, thanks bunches, I'm so glad you enjoyed 'em! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] doctorsdiva.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* 4 was my fave but they were all really good.
*divahugs*

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thanks so much, hon! I'm so glad you enjoyed 'em! :D *big hugs!* ♥!

[identity profile] lemon-pencil.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Liked them a lot, hilarious!

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! :D So glad it gave you a laugh! :D ♥!
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[personal profile] nonelvis 2009-06-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
This was so much win, and I don't think that's just the mojito talking.

"They're auctioning me off," he repeated. "Did you know they've already had more than three hundred bids? They're saying that they think I might get the highest bid for any unclaimed male ever!"

PERFECT. Leave it to the Doctor to be upset about being auctioned off and pleased at how well the bidding is going.

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Well, maybe the mojito helped a bit...? ;)

Thanks so much! I actually didn't plan on him being pleased about the bidding until the second that came out in the dialogue, then I realized that would be exactly like him (or at least the Ten in my head ;) ) to be a bit vain over how much he was going to rake in! ;)

Thanks again! :D ♥!
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[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww, shucks! *tackleglomps you back* Thanks so much, hon! I'm so glad it gave you a laugh! :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] katherine-b.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is magnificent! I'm afraid 4 was my favourite just because of the Doctor's grin - I can absolutely imagine that!

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thanks so much for the kind words! :D I love it when he just grins like that, lol! ;) Thanks again! *hugs* :D ♥!

[identity profile] poshlil.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god! AIS!! *grabs you and twirls you* Thank you so much for writing these, you have completely made my day. "Medically necessary blowjob". My god, i think i laughed so hard i split brain matter. I love them all, every single one, and i shall print them and cherish them alongside Balancing Act. ♥♥♥

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! *is twirled* I'm soooo sorry it took me forty-forevers to get done :( but I'm so glad you liked it! :D *holds your brain matter together* Can't have any splitting brain matter, now... ;)

And awwwwww, I'm so tickled that you liked them and BA enough to print them! \o/ *squishy-squishes you and gives you a basket of cookies* Thanks again so much! ♥♥♥!!!

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[identity profile] hp-chloe.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Haha!

*dies from laughing*

Ow, my ribs hurt! XD They're all made of so much win, but I adore number 1 and number 5! Hysterical. :D <333333333

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, icon! ;) *gets happy thrill every time I see that one used* :D

Anyway, back on topic, lol... ;) I'm so glad that you got a good laugh from them! :D And yay, some love for number 1! ;) That was the first idea I had for answering this prompt and I wrote it back a few months ago. *shameface for taking so long to finish the rest* ;)

Thanks so much for the kind words! *hugs* ♥!

[identity profile] loves-glamour.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
THIS! loove it! FTMFW!

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww, thanks so much! \o/ :D ♥♥♥!!!

[identity profile] grlgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, they're all brilliant! Love the roller-coaster double fake out...thing...yeah!

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, I was hoping the extra little twist at the end of that one would work out well! :D Thank you so much, I'm so glad you enjoyed them! :D ♥!

[identity profile] cnd83.livejournal.com 2009-06-08 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, that was just brilliant!!! ♥

I love his cheek-splitting grin after Donna claimed him as hers, and the Tardis having an amusement park! God, I think I like that ship even more now...

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D I'm of the mind that the TARDIS can have pretty much an infinite number of things/rooms if she really wants, so why not an amusement park, lol! Thanks again! :D ♥!

re: Fic: "Four Times Donna Gave It To The Doctor (And The One Time He Gave It To Her)" (1/1)

[identity profile] acciochocolate.livejournal.com 2009-06-09 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely stuff, this. :) I grinned all the way through it! :)

And, your header? Made of awesome. ;)

Re: Fic: "Four Times Donna Gave It To The Doctor (And The One Time He Gave It To Her)" (1/1)

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D And thanks also for the kind words on my header! I was really proud of the way it turned out. :D Thanks again! :D ♥!

[identity profile] sakinow.livejournal.com 2009-06-09 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant. Each of them had me chuckling but roller coaster sex... I've just snorted tea all over the lappy :D

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*hands you napkin* ;) Hee, thanks so much! I'm so glad it gave you a laugh (though I apologize to your laptop ;) ). :D Thanks again! ♥!

[identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com 2009-06-12 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
WIIIIIIIIN. i especially like the second one, which is a total set-up for a dirty joke that turns out to be about something completely innocuous -- but no, it was really a blowjob all along. lols.

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-06-13 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* :D I was hoping that that one wouldn't turn out to be weirdly disappointing when, yes, indeed, it really was just what it was sounding like it was going to be (but was inevitably making you think it wasn't going to turn out to be)... I think I got lost in my own sentence there... O_O ;) Ahem. In other words, what you said and I repeated back in a much more confused manner. ;)

Thanks so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed! :D ♥!

[identity profile] cytherea999.livejournal.com 2009-07-09 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *huge breath* Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you are so made of WIN!!! OMG!!! I think the first one was my fave! how he managed to stay so clean, but it was all amazing

I now present you with teh internetz, cause you haz won them!

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, Internetz! *massive giggles* Thanks so much, I'm so glad you got a good laugh out of it! :D

Hee, I figured that the Doctor would be the one guy who could walk through a huge food fight and not get a speck on him, lol! ;)

Thanks again bunches and bunches! *hugs!* ♥!
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[personal profile] arcanetrivia 2015-10-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*plays ironic trombone noise at the ending*

[identity profile] ageless-aislynn.livejournal.com 2015-10-20 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
*massive giggling* :D Hee! Thanks so much for reading and for giving me a lol with your comment! ;) ♥